Do these toupee's look real?
For the most part sadly, the answer is a resounding NO!
We at Global Industries understand the need to cover up the glowing pate, but we also recognize that most of man's attempts to bring down the shine are anything but realistic or even pseudo-realistic.
Global Industries has partnered with TY to come up with the perfect alternative toupee for the perfect head.
Introducing the Moopee!
At present this is our only model, but Porkpee and Doggiepee are in the works, due out sometime in 2008. These headpieces are attached by use of a special velcro (TM)- skin plug, that is organicly grown in our labratories. Only one visit to our store will have you plugged up and ready to rock.
19.95 USD.
Money back if not completely satisfied.
this offer not valid in California, Washington DC or Florida.
offer void where prohibited.
2 comments:
I'm not bald but if I were I don't think I'd be interested in a moopee or a porkpee... Will you be bringing out a feline range? Pussypees would, I am sure, be very popular with gentlemen of a certain age.
That sounds like a wonderful addition to our line. We will send it down to the think tank for consideration.
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